Barack Obama actually said...

"Listen, can you imagine if I had had a secret Chinese bank account when I was running for reelection? You think FOX News might have been a little concerned about that? They would've called me Beijing ..."

"You'll be able to go about your lives knowing that the president is not going to retweet conspiracy theories about secret cabals running the world or that Navy SEALs didn't actually kill bin Laden."

"The right to vote is sacred, and that we shouldn't be making people wait in line for 10 hours to cast their ballot."

"Character matters."