Barack Obama actually said...

"Now this is part of free speech, is you being able to speak, but also you listening. And me being able to speak. All right?"

"ConnectEd to get high speed Internet to every classroom in the country!"

"I urge all Americans to explore the great outdoors and to uphold our Nation's legacy of conserving our lands and waters for future generations."

"You are stronger than the storm. After all you've dealt with, after all you've been through, the Jersey Shore is back and it is open for business, and they want all Americans to know that they're read..."