Barack Obama actually said...

"We cannot sustain -- oops. Was that my -- oh, goodness. That's all right. All of you know who I am. But I'm sure there's somebody back there that's really nervous right now."

"President Obama kept his cool when things didn't go so right for him in Washington today."

"we would support two Afghanistan-related themes at the NATO Summit in Lisbon in November"

"Today, our children face a new public health crisis we must address as a Nation, and we all have a role to play."