Barack Obama actually said...

"Nobody who fought for American should have to fight for a job or a roof over their heads when they come home."

"On behalf of the American people, I would like to offer my deepest condolences to the people of Ghana."

"I think in the minds of most Americans—men and women—access to contraception should be a no-brainer."

"I believe we did the right thing in ending 'don't ask, don't tell.'"