Barack Obama actually said...

". . . over the next 10 years, nearly one-half of all new jobs will require education that goes beyond a high school education. And yet, as many as a quarter of our students aren't even finishing high ..."

"I congratulate President Yanukovych on the recent shipment of highly enriched uranium from Ukraine for secure disposal in Russia."

"We've got to have stronger border surveillance and security. That is probably going to be more of a combination of virtual borders, virtual patrols."

"We cannot sustain -- oops."