Barack Obama actually said...

"How lucky am I to be married to Michelle Obama? For you men out there who are not yet married, let me explain the whole goal is to marry up."

"Thank you. Thank you, everybody. How do you like my new entrance music?"

"Thanks to your decency, and thanks to your strength. Maybe most of all, thanks to your faith in our democracy, and the American people. The country is better off than when you took office. And we shou..."

"I’ve always described the presidency as a relay race. You take the baton from someone, you run your leg as hard and as well as you can, and then you hand it off to someone else, knowing that your work..."