Barack Obama actually said...

"When I'm President, we'll give our kids everything they need to have a fighting chance."

"What makes the most difference in any child's education is the person standing at the front of the classroom."

"I think maybe it's just because I look young. I've got these big ears. I look like Opie."

"Four million American children were denied basic health coverage today because Washington politicians failed to stand up to this President's disgraceful veto."