Barack Obama actually said...

"Change doesn't happen overnight and we've made a lot of progress, but we have a lot more to go."

"His number-one goal tomorrow is to continue to lay out his vision for the American people for the next four years."

"I hereby order, by the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States of America, that on the day of his interment, the flag of the United States shall be flown at half-staff..."

"I have beaten a brain tumor, bypass heart surgery, and many tough political opponents, and I'm going to beat this too."