Barack Obama actually said...

"Every day, peace officers put on their uniforms and go to work to safeguard America's communities and uphold the freedoms we hold dear."

"President Obama says his new health care plan could save your family thousands of dollars."

"Dick Cheney was supposed to be here, but he is very busy working on his memoirs, tentatively titled 'How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People.'"

"When it comes to healthcare spending, we are on an unsustainable course that threatens the financial stability of families, businesses and government itself."