Barack Obama actually said...

"A federal judge has ordered the Obama administration to make the morning after pill available over the counter in drugstores and without any age restrictions."

"I hereby delegate the functions conferred upon the President by sections 404 and 406 of Public Law 112-208."

"I am instructing heads of executive departments and agencies to continue through December 31, 2013, to adhere to the policy set forth in my memoranda of December 22, 2010, and December 21, 2012."

"Today we can announce that the United States, with the cooperation of our international partners, successfully removed 68 kilograms of highly enriched uranium."