Barack Obama actually said...

"Low plastic stool, cheap but delicious noodles, cold Hanoi beer. This is how I'll remember Tony. He taught us about food -- but more importantly, about its ability to bring us together. To make us a l..."

"Now, is it appropriate to just pop once of these whole suckers in your mouth? Do you think that this should be a little more --?"

"You wouldn’t always know it, but [oil production] went up every year I was president. Suddenly America’s like the biggest oil producer and the biggest gas, that was me, people."

"Barbara Bush was the rock of family dedicated to public service and our thoughts and prayers are with both President Bush and the entire Bush family tonight."