04/28/2011
https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu...
"He talked about once you get to the 68,000 in September, there will be a steady drawdown through 2014, until we're out of Afghanistan."
"Today, we celebrate that enduring legacy and renew our commitment to a democracy sustained by the rule of law."
"Our chaperon for the evening is Jimmy Kimmel who's perfect for the job since most of tonight's audience is in his key demographic, people who fall asleep during 'Nightline.'"
"I'm the president of the United States and I'm opening for Jimmy Kimmel? I have the nuclear codes. Why am I telling knock-knock jokes to Kim Kardashian?"