Barack Obama actually said...

For me, this -- there's no contest. Why bother hanging out with celebrities, when I can spend time with the people who made me one?

But despite all their extraordinary love and attention, that doesn't mean that I didn't feel my father's absence. That's something that leav...

I'm proud of my nominee, Sonia Sotomayor. And all those who oppose her -- to all those who say that there's no place for empathy on the benc...

Whatever. The jokes may not be as good but neither is the guest list. I'm just joking. For me, there's no contest.