Barack Obama actually said...

"It's a sad state of affairs that many in this country politically would rather start an 'Animal House' food fight rather than inspire kids to stay in school."

"The furnishing of defense articles and defense services to the Maldives will strengthen the security of the United States and promote world peace."

"If one kid decides not to drop out of school, then the speech is worth it."

"Yesterday we received a report showing that job losses have slowed dramatically compared to just a few months ago."