Barack Obama actually said...

"Winning the future in the global economy will require reducing our deficit while investing in areas critical to long-term economic growth."

"I assign our Nation's first Chief Performance Officer... the responsibility of leading the effort to create a plan for the restructuring and streamlining of the executive branch of the Federal Governm..."

"All sides must participate in an open and transparent process that addresses the legitimate concerns of the Yemeni people."

"Americans feel the pinch every time they fill up the tank."