Barack Obama actually said...

"I know that jobs and prosperity don't trickle down from the top."

"I believe that when middle-class families are doing well – they've got money in their pockets, they're getting decent wages, they've got some health care security – then we all do better."

"You allowed us to bring our troops home so their families could greet them and say, 'Welcome home.'"

"Next Halloween I hope he'll be an ex-presidential candidate."