Barack Obama actually said...

"We need to do more to make sure that illegal guns and cash aren't flowing back to these cartels."

"I'm told that you're cruising at about 17,000 miles per hour. So we're glad that you are using the hands-free phone."

"Flood waters crested at 34 feet in Fargo and exceeded record levels in some areas."

"Each day brings further evidence that the ways we use energy strengthen our adversaries, and threaten our planet."