Barack Obama actually said...

"Government can build the best schools, but we can't run the PTA or chaperone those field trips."

"The legitimacy of this election and of the leadership of Afghanistan is in the hands of the Afghan people."

"Service isn't separate from our national priorities or secondary to our national priorities, it's integral to achieving our national priorities."

"All of you are showing why I feel inspired and I get up every day even when I'm a little pooped."