Barack Obama actually said...

"I was elected to do what was right."

"Here in America, we have a chance to choose a different future."

"This next provision is called the 'jersey shore up.' It reads the following individuals shall be excluded from the indoor tanning tax within this bill. Snooki, Jay Wow, the situation and House Minorit..."

"I got to admit, I don't know who Snooki is."