Barack Obama actually said...

"There's got to be a little gallows humor to get you through the day."

"I'm telling you, the Obama administration has to find the third way between settling demands and essentially assuming military responsibility."

"We have put in place a comprehensive strategy designed to attack this crisis on all fronts. It's a strategy to create jobs, to help responsible homeowners, to restart lending and to grow our economy o..."

"No. And he shouldn't. And if he were to come to me I would say, 'Sorry, buddy, you still got the job.'"