Barack Obama actually said...

"The importance of continued enhancement of bilateral trade relations in areas such as enforcement of intellectual property rights and agricultural trade cannot be overstated."

"I am profoundly grateful to Admiral Thad Allen for his years of dedicated service to America."

"We applaud the determined efforts to achieve a comprehensive Cyprus settlement and support the reunification of the island as a bizonal, bicommunal federation."

"I extend an apology to all those affected."