Barack Obama actually said...

"The United States congratulates Khadga Prasad Sharma Oli on his election as Prime Minister earlier this month and to Bidhya Devi Bhandari on her historic election as Nepal's first female President tod..."

"We believe those are significant, including reforms that are focused on ensuring that large partnerships like hedge funds and private equity firms cannot avoid paying taxes they owe."

"We reaffirmed the need to cooperate closely to counter the shared threat from ISIL."

"The reason I'm here is not for 'I,' it is for 'we.'"