Barack Obama actually said...

"Generation Obama is about channeling the energy and excitement of the youth generation into organized efforts to change America."

"The Obama-rama says Cuban Americans should be free to visit Cuba much more often and send a lot more money there."

"I will act with proper regard for the costs and consequences of action, based on the advice of military commanders and with a clear statement of purpose and policy to the American people."

"The only thing they seem to have agreed on is to take a vacation."