Barack Obama actually said...

"I hereby order, by the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States of America, that on the day of his interment, the flag of the United States shall be flown at half-staff..."

"I have beaten a brain tumor, bypass heart surgery, and many tough political opponents, and I'm going to beat this too."

"We have no stronger partner than Europe and are pleased to see it recognized for its achievements."

"The United States congratulates the European Union on being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize."