Barack Obama actually said...

"During these difficult economic times, we will work to help responsible homeowners stay in their homes and stabilize the housing market so home values can rise."

"We helped shore up the American auto industry."

"We ran to solve problems that folks like you are facing every single day."

"Love Vegas. Enjoy myself every time I've got an opportunity to visit. In fact, just last night I drew a flush on the River and cut the budget deficit in half."