Barack Obama actually said...

"I view it as a bad habit and vice, not very different from the cigarettes I smoked as a young person."

"Within 90 days of the date of this memorandum, you shall begin work with employers, stakeholders, and, as appropriate, other Federal agencies to develop a pilot project."

"We all do better when we're all doing better."

"I am pleased to transmit to the Congress, pursuant to sections 123 b. and 123 d. of the Atomic Energy Act of 1954, as amended."