Barack Obama actually said...

"The truth is that, when I came into office, I asked, right? I was like, all right, is there the lab somewhere where we`re keeping the alien specimens and spaceship? And the answer was no. What is true..."

"My policies are so mainstream that, if I had said the same policies that I have back in the 1980s, I`d be considered a moderate Republican."

"I have to point out, though, that some of the very same folks in Congress who opposed the Recovery Act and claimed that it hasn’t worked have been all too happy to claim credit for recovery act projec..."

"Unlike my opponent, I will not let oil companies will collect another $4 billion in corporate welfare from our taxpayers."