Barack Obama actually said...

"The promotion of democracy and human rights in Cuba is in the national interest of the United States."

"My sole job, in addition to thanking Fergie for that wonderful rendition of our national anthem and thanking my buddy the Easter Bunny for being here, is to introduce my First Lady, your First Lady, M..."

"It is now clear that we're heading in the right direction."

"This is one of the greatest White House traditions, because it reminds us that this is the people's house."