Barack Obama actually said...

"I don't accept--I don't expect Arlen to be a rubber stamp; I don't expect any Member of Congress to be a rubber stamp."

"It is great to be back in the middle of America, where common sense often reigns."

"That's why I ordered the closing of the detention center at Guantanamo."

"I think he's happy with what we have started to achieve, understanding that we have a long way to go."