Barack Obama actually said...

"No disrespect to Vince Lombardi or Lord Stanley, but this trophy means a little more to me personally."

"I could not be prouder of your commitment and your dedication to this Nation, to our security, and to our freedom."

"Today, we celebrate not only the start of a college education for many students, but also the progress that our nation has made to ensure that all hard-working students have a fair shot at earning the..."

"The only way to change this system is to engage it, not to withdraw from it."