Barack Obama actually said...

Today, we celebrate that enduring legacy and renew our commitment to a democracy sustained by the rule of law.

Investments in better roads and safer bridges, these have never been made by just one party or another because they benefit all of us.

I'm the president of the United States and I'm opening for Jimmy Kimmel? I have the nuclear codes. Why am I telling knock-knock jokes to Kim...

the Obama administration won't comment.