Barack Obama actually said...

"Our thoughts and prayers are with every American who has been impacted by the severe weather and flooding in the Southeast."

"We will protect and defend the country we love to ensure a safe and prosperous future for our people."

"Your days are packed with morning inspections and a full load of classes, football practice, and military duties."

"President Obama and a lot of politicians have been saying BP is going to be paying the bill no matter what."