Barack Obama actually said...

"The United States congratulates Khadga Prasad Sharma Oli on his election as Prime Minister earlier this month and to Bidhya Devi Bhandari on her historic election as Nepal's first female President tod..."

"We reaffirmed the need to cooperate closely to counter the shared threat from ISIL."

"I didn't say, 'Yes, I can.' And this has been a collaborative effort with the American people."

"The reason I'm here is not for 'I,' it is for 'we.'"