Barack Obama actually said...

But just recently, President Obama vowed to end those raids.

It is wonderful to be here. I want to express my appreciation for the opportunity to tell jokes that weren't funny enough for me to use when...

I do have to say, though, that while it's been reported as an accident, there were some suspicious circumstances. Just before the incident, ...

In all seriousness, despite the jokes I have told, I'm here tonight because I appreciate the work the tall of you do and the role that you p...