Barack Obama actually said...

"Beau Biden was an original. He was a good man, a man of character, a man who loved deeply, and was loved in return."

"This also gives the Internet one last chance to talk about our bromance."

"We had excellent discussions with the president yesterday. I am aware of not only the extraordinary work that you have done on behalf of the Russian people."

"While we cannot replace Justice Stevens' experience or wisdom, I will seek someone with similar qualities: an independent mind, a record of excellence and integrity, a fierce dedication to the rule of..."