Barack Obama actually said...

". . . the United States will be there as a friend and a partner, because our futures are inextricably bound to the future of the people of the entire hemisphere. And we are committed to shaping that f..."

"While today's vote demonstrates important progress, we must remember that much work remains to be done."

"We've got to have stronger border surveillance and security. That is probably going to be more of a combination of virtual borders, virtual patrols."

"Today I have the awesome responsibility of granting a Presidential pardon to a pair of turkeys."