Abraham Lincoln actually said...

"I, Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States, do, upon the application of the said company designate and establish such first above-named point on the western boundary of the State of Iowa east ..."

"War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen. And I will give them all the war they want."

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

"Those who look for the bad in people will surely find it."