Jimmy Carter actually said...

"I strongly endorse and have approved the decision of the Civil Aeronautics Board permitting Laker Airways to provide low-fare 'Skytrain' service for 1 year between New York and London."

"As a mark of respect to the memory of the Honorable Tom C. Clark, former Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, it is hereby ordered that until interment, the flag of the United ..."

"The matter has concerned the President."

"I count on your full cooperation and personal attention in maximizing the economies that can be achieved through rational control of year-end buying."