Jimmy Carter actually said...

"The most profitable investment is in people, and that is the rule I will follow if I become your President."

"I want to share some of those thoughts with you today, and I want to say at the outset that my mood is one of confidence and optimism."

"I think our government has a responsibility to help those people get back to work."

"I expect, from the Soviets, better cooperation in order to obtain a balanced reduction of forces in Europe."