Jimmy Carter actually said...

"I'm particularly proud of the one thing that you produce best, and that's good Democrats."

"Having good schools, good transportation systems, and good jobs, and not having a disruptive society also helps substantially."

"The best weapon is one that's never fired in combat, and the best soldier is one that never dies or sheds his blood on the field of battle."

"We're going to whip the Republicans from top to bottom."