Jimmy Carter actually said...

"An act to provide duty-free treatment for certain copying lathes used for making rough or finished shoe lasts and for parts of such lathes, and for other purposes."

"An act for the relief of Chin Ah Park and Chin Suk Park."

"I decided that I would not endorse nor participate in any fundraising effort unless I felt that it was uniquely committed to the best interests of our Nation as a whole."

"Today, we declare a major disaster for North Carolina due to severe storms and flooding."