Jimmy Carter actually said...

"I will nominate Harvey J. Feldman, of Miami, Fla., to be Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the United States to Papua New Guinea and to the Solomon Islands."

"I have found and proclaimed that a severe energy supply interruption currently exists."

"The Saudi decision is based on their historic friendly relationship with the United States."

"Announcement: nomination of James M. Sprouse to be United States Circuit Judge for the Fourth Circuit"