Jimmy Carter actually said...

"So, this saved us $10,500,000, Mr. Guzick, and we thank you very much for this contribution to the American people."

"Perhaps we ought to devise another incentive reward for somebody who can come up with an idea of not withholding taxes when such an award is presented."

"Nothing good comes quickly or easily."

"There is no way that any of us, including the President, can make it rain."