Jimmy Carter actually said...

"I'm leaving now for Camp David to prepare for a very important meeting between myself, President Sadat of Egypt, and Prime Minister Begin of Israel."

"May this joyous occasion bring each of you the fullest measure of happiness and satisfaction."

"You can take great pride in the constructive influence you have on American life by your devotion to the moral and spiritual values of your faith."

"ADOLPH PHILIP SCHUMAN, of California, to be Director of the Securities Investor Protection Corporation for term expiring December 31, 1978, vice Jerome W. Van Gorkom, term expired."