Donald Trump: “We have many monuments and fountains all over Washington, and we're just about completed with all of them.”

I said I looked at his ass and I’ve never done that with a man before. It’s true. Off the record, women, yes. Men, no. OK? By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That. That’s hard to miss. That’s, stand…

He would be the only senator that will have to go through a metal detector before he’s allowed to go into the Senate.

I’m right now breaking another Hoax—That AI is going to take over, consume, and destroy the World, and that Robots will be marching into our Cities, and getting rid of us all!

The United States Senate is letting the Daylight Saving Bill die, when a vast Majority of the Country want it. Most people are demanding light in the evening, but ALL want not to change their clocks anymore.