Donald Trump actually said...

"Just left a great event in Pella. Going to church tomorrow in Muscatine, Iowa."

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters."

"Cruz did not renounce his Canadian citizenship as a US Senator- only when he started to run for #POTUS. He could be Canadian Prime Minister."

"The only reason irrelevant @GlennBeck doesn't like me is I refused to do his failing show - asked many times. Very few listeners - sad!"