Donald Trump: “Gobble, I just want to tell you this — very important — you are hereby unconditionally pardoned.”

He would be the only senator that will have to go through a metal detector before he’s allowed to go into the Senate.

Looked like another rigged election, frankly

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I said I looked at his ass and I’ve never done that with a man before. It’s true. Off the record, women, yes. Men, no. OK? By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That. That’s hard to miss. That’s, stand…