Donald Trump: “Well then, we’ll have to arrest him.”

I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff. She has done a great job!

I have requested that he bring with him assistants, even though some are not from our Country, of Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris.

The Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States.

I JUST WASN’T ON THE BALLOT. IF I WERE, WE WOULD HAVE WON IN A LANDSLIDE!