Donald Trump: “I ask all Americans to band together and support your neighbors by not hoarding unnecessary amounts of food and…”

Together, we will defend our Constitution, which protects our freedoms; uphold the dignity of every individual; strengthen the free market, which has made us the most prosperous country ever to exist; and ensure that the promise of America…

Please pretend I’m on the ballot. Because in a way, I am on the ballot.

So I was kidding, but I think Dana likes the idea, and he is a very capable guy.

Everyone’s going to be thrilled.