Donald Trump: “This guy called me every single day, pretended to be my best friend. And then he effed me. He's not a good guy. Kevin…”

Dana, please take the job!

I JUST WASN’T ON THE BALLOT. IF I WERE, WE WOULD HAVE WON IN A LANDSLIDE!

The Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States.

We're dealing with them now. They want to make a deal very badly.